The Great Perhaps: Archive

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Rare Words

acosmist - One who believes that nothing exists paralian - A person who lives near the sea aureate - Pertaining to the fancy or flowery words used by poets dwale - To wander about deliriously sabaism - The worship of stars dysphoria - An unwell feeling aubade - A love song which is sung at dawn eumoirous - Happiness due to being honest and wholesome mimp - To speak in a prissy manner, usually...

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Reblog if it's still 2011 in your country.

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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...

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Just realized that 2012 will be the first year...

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bellatrixareforkids: so earlier i was looking at some ron caps for a graphic when i noticed something strange uh huh right right ok wait what the fuck is that in the corner hOLY SHIT o hmy god??? I WANT TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE

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EDWARD CULLEN...

lurida-lurida: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Bella:I trust you. Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Normal Person: Edward Cullen:I want to kill you. Supernatural Fan: Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Doctor Who fan: Brilliant. Edward Cullen: I want to ki— Harry Potter Fan: AVADA KEDAVRA! Edward Cullen: I want to kill you. Glee Fan: Let’s sing about it

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My sleep cycle.

thatfunnyblog: 7AM: 5 PM: 3AM: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/

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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...

Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
 *as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
 *i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
 *i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
 His friends tipped me $20

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Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.

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